A Shitty Analogy for GlutenIf you know anyone with allergies, you undoubtedly have come across the term “cross-contamination” — when little bits of the offending food…Dec 19, 2021Dec 19, 2021
TABLE OF CONTENTS FOR SUPPLY CABINETI made this Table of Contents for Supply Cabinet for my work, so people could find things if the Encyclopedia of Knowledge (me) wasn’t…Mar 9, 2021Mar 9, 2021
Dear Hollywood Filmmakers:I love movies: I love to immerse myself in a dream of someone else’s imagination, but recently, I haven’t been able to enjoy them because…Feb 9, 2021Feb 9, 2021
A Collection of HaikusA friend was running a haiku contest at an old job. So we decided to overwhelm his inbox with haikus strategically timed every fifteen…Jan 21, 2019Jan 21, 2019
The Lousy CommonerThe Lousy Commoner was a short story I wrote at age 12 that still makes me laugh to this day.Nov 24, 2017Nov 24, 2017
The Cereal KillerThe following is a short story I wrote in the 6th grade (fall of 2001) in between classes. All spelling and grammar has been maintained.Aug 10, 2017Aug 10, 2017
Even Though I’m Dying, I Still Love YouDo you remember long ago when you chose me? I was trapped in my small quarters. Food was rationed only occasionally and my days were…Aug 10, 2017Aug 10, 2017
